she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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