i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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