he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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