porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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