What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
