only if we run a train.
done.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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