i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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