at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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