I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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