He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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