so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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