At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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