): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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