Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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