Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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