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• (519): View more from Ontario

  so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?

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• (585): View more from New York

  we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.

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• (631): View more from New York

  But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  We need to know if his feet match his cock.

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  Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"

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