nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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