Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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