Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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