Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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