The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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