Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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