i already hear my dad disowning me
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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