i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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