do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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