can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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