wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
