i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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