Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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