It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
