The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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