If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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