3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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