I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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