he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Randomize
