I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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