He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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