I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Fuck appropriateness.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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