Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Randomize
