just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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