Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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