Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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