im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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