when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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