I just made out with a guy for $7.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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