Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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