That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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