Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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