My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Watching her eat just hurts me
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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