you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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