I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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