People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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