don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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