I feel like I'm in dance class right now
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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